“I need an ashtray. Where’s my puppy slave. Where’s my pretty boy? Come here Alfie and open your mouth wide.” I flick my ash into it. “Mouth open at all times when I am smoking Alfie. Head back!” I spit in his mouth. “Swallow it”. I do like a nice human ashtray, so much better than those horrible glass things u`ve to wash out. “Stick your tongue out Alfie I am going to make it nice and wet and then stub my cigarette out on your tongue. Is that burning?” He nods, expecting sympathy! I laugh in his face. “Now take it in your mouth and crawl off with it into that corner. You are going to drop it on the floor n collect it later on when I have finished with u”.